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Miss Macarena wants to introduce a real, understated and decent education revolution in her classes, an education revolution without dirt

The new science teacher, Miss Macarena, comes to school dressed as faralaes and with a carnation in her hair so that she is not mistaken for an immigrant gang. Although she is not an Andalusian, she has been listening to Los del Río on loop for several days now, so the accent lingers. Miss Macarena wants to instill in her classes a real educational revolution, modest and decent, an educational revolution without dirt. He has found a very good textbook, which has miraculously escaped the progressive dictatorship, and has ordered his students to buy it. Once they arrive in class, ask the children to open their new biology textbook and read aloud Chapter 38, verses 9 and 10. That seemed evil to Yahweh, who caused him to die.»

There is a stunned silence in the class. Luis, a smart kid with pimples—which makes Miss Macarena suspicious—raises his hand and asks, “Seño, are you talking about masturbation?” Macarena takes the ruler (the one for drawing stripes, the other one doesn’t exist), throws Luis into the hallway with mismatched boxes, and warns everyone not to study nonsense in that classroom, but only beautiful and honest things, like photosynthesis or the eclipses.

Hours later, during recess, Miss Macarena talks to her classmates and tells, very proudly, that the cleanliness of the children must remain intact. In the other corner of the patio, his students take the cellphones their parents gave them for their First Communion, type “masturbation,” and watch astonished videos that would make a legionnaire blush.

Source: La Verdad

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