I remember what we used to sing when we were little: «Franco, Franco, who has a white ass because his wife washes him with Ariel». The whitening of fascism comes from afar.
At school, during these dates that already warm the body and head, we sunbathe in the break. With skirts rolled up showing off our calves, we slathered ourselves on Nivea mixed with mercromine and other devilish ointments as we devoured the sandwich. We weren’t aware of the damaging effects of UVA rays on that still-smooth skin, nor of the hydrates on our hips. Or yes we knew, but paid no attention to it. We lived on the outskirts.
Then the mothers came from me, the sun protection factor fifty and went to the beach with an umbrella and wrapped like a Bedouin. Repentant and wrinkled, we left the roasted color to Gunilla von Bismarck, Julio Iglesias, and other leading practitioners of carbonization to become milky white. And the anger at the spotless one was so great that they even tried to convince us to bleach our anus. I remember what we used to sing when we were little: «Franco, Franco, who has a white ass because his wife washes him with Ariel». The whitening of fascism comes from afar.
Now, to those who stick their faces in the sun, we have to add those who stick out their butts: the way of whitening the anus has been replaced by that of roasting. It boosts your energy, boosts your creativity, expels germs and regulates your hormones, they say. let’s stop Luckily he wasn’t such an idiot when he went to school that he would have given the nuns a paparajote. And that the sciences nowadays anticipate that it’s outrageous, but nonsense goes faster. It was what we had to see: an anus like a chocolate donut. The name Ojete Calor has never made more sense. We haven’t been that close to extinction from anocombustion either.
Source: La Verdad
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