Your name tastes like war to me

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And that’s where the revelry begins: with the union of Don Benito and Villanueva de la Serena, two towns in the province of Badajoz, the world championship has been confused

Having a name is not a credit. Except Prince, who took his off, everyone carries one on their back, just like house cats and tropical storms. And even a few cars: Lola was called my uncle’s eight and a half. Cities have names too. And that’s where the revelry begins: with the union of Don Benito and Villanueva de la Serena, two towns in the province of Badajoz, the world championship has been thrown into disarray. Or the local one, in this case: if there were any who disagreed with the merger, protests intensified when they learned that the proposed names are Concordia del Guadiana or Mestas del Guadiana. Help me It’s funny that they propose ‘union’ and set up such a war. We love a fight.

It’s not easy to get a good name right. Not to mention that you might end up with a horny dad who loves World War II: brothers named Hitler and Stalin are swarming around. Like it is. It is better to have a compound name, which will give you the opportunity to choose the one you like the most. And to enjoy two lives: if they baptize you as José Alberto, you can be José for a few days and Alberto for others. You can even be both at the same time: José goes running while Alberto stays on the couch; José smokes a cigarette and Alberto takes out the garbage; José is married and Alberto hooks up with someone else. I don’t even want to imagine all the lives that Felipe Juan Froilán de Todos los Santos can have. Even for that, the man is lucky.

But so many names are useless: in the end, the respectable calls you what they want. “Why do they call you Pitita when your name is Esperanza, which is such a beautiful word?” said José María Pemán to Pitita Ridruejo. Fortunately, Pemán did not meet Cuca.

Source: La Verdad

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