‘Haalandnator’, the cyborg that breaks Messi’s record and equals another

There have been talks about who can oust the extraterrestrial records of Leo Messi and Cristiano Ronaldo, two of the deadliest scorers, if not the most, of all time. Both experienced sporting but intense battles to be the best and left an almost indelible legacy. At least for a short time.

But the future is already here. With first and last name: Erling Braut Haaland. The Norwegian, a type of cyborg created solely and exclusively to punch goals, seriously threatens the reign of the two, who are about to give in as they witness the beginning of a new era.

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Some were even surprised Haaland. In another important night for City of Manchester He needed just 57 minutes to pull off a historic natural game ‘killer’. Five goals that have so far only been achieved Messi in a knockout phase Champions League in a match against Leverkusen on March 6, 2012. Eleven years ago. Luis Adrianowith Shakhtar, he did it against Bate Borisov in 2014, but in the group stage.

Some say that he doesn’t participate in possession, that he’s disconnected from the game, but that doesn’t matter Pep Guardiola I’m just keeping up with these crazy numbers. The truth is that adjectives end.

We talk about what Haalandauthor en route to his fifth hat trick so far this season, beat Mohamed Salah as the top scorer in the current Champions League along with 10 goals and became the youngest player in history to reach 33 goals in that competition. yes faster than Leo Messi and Cristiano Ronaldo, the two leading scorers in the entire history of the said competition. And the chilling thing here is that He only needed 25 games to achieve this, his average score is appalling. He has a lot of mentality.

All this can only be believed if it is confirmed that he is a cyborg. His hunger for world domination is insatiable. His face, his gestures, his celebrations, his shots and his anger are the honest reflection of people who want to end everything and everyone. He’s only 22, that’s the best of all, and he’s already been launched for the Golden Boot, which somehow already has the initials. In Hollywood they were able to stop the Terminator threat. Let’s see who will be with this monster in Europe.