In Spain, we went from menarche to monarchy in the blink of an eye, as if we were playing some crazy last thread of Pasapalabra and we didn’t know how to get out of the letter eme. The emeritus king has come and the Republicans have missed the opportunity to go to Vigo’s airport to receive him in style, with banners, chants and confetti, as if he had just won the Champions League. One day they will have to recognize that Don Juan Carlos is the person who did the most for the arrival of the Third Republic in Spain, much more than Garzón or Iglesias, those ungrateful mindundis who, instead of criticizing him, build a monument popular for him by subscription. If his son leaves him, Juan Carlos I, expert in transitions, could complete a great government, first democracy and then the republic, which would certainly place him in an unattainable place in history.

However, the recent visit of the Emir of Qatar shows us that rehabilitation of the emeritus is still possible. It would be enough for Don Juan Carlos to buy a piece of land in the desert, put in some wells and start spraying gas. In this way, the next time you come, you can not only sleep in the Zarzuela, but also be received with knee bends by the president of the government, receive coats and medals again and even stay and live here, as long as you keep the tap open. When in doubt, we can ask Emir Al-Thani, a polyamorous but level-headed man, who could have come with his three wives and was content to take just one. Those details are what you need to take care of if you want to sell hydrocarbons to a green and feminist government.

Source: La Verdad


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