The weirdest sayings – eloquent turbulence: politics as cabaret

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2022 was also volatile and full of tension for politics. This also led to an involuntary comedy. The “Krone” lists the weirdest, most bizarre and grotesque statements.

It was a turbulent year. commission, investigations. Quarrel and emotion set fire to the roof of the House of Lords. There were many weird, bizarre and grotesque statements, some ready for cabaret. The “Krone” created a hit list with the political pundits and comedians Michael Nikbakhsh and Klaus Opitz. Front right: regional chief Mikl-Leitner of Lower Austria (see image). Other highlights of the year:

“Don’t just hang yourself from the border fences.” Does European Minister Karoline Edtstadler (ÖVP) want ZiB moderator Martin Thür to ​​hang himself several times?

We’re going to look at that.” Education Minister Martin Polaschek (ÖVP) confuses an ORF interview with a cinema visit. After all, he stressed ten times that he wanted to see something.

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. Chancellor Karl Nehammer (ÖVP) was spoiled for choice to let the Tyrolean public enjoy his speech and beyond. “So much here in such a small space also means: so many viruses! But now we don’t care anymore. Glad you’re all here!Nehammer also welcomed the viruses at the party congress. Would they also vote for the ÖVP?

“It is unacceptable that ‘oat milk’ appears in an advertising video for Tyrol and not Tyrol’s own milk.” Josef Hechenberger, president of the Tyrolean Chamber of Agriculture, is concerned about the preservation of a Tyrolean cultural heritage.

Let’s not forbid God’s greeting
“In Vienna it doesn’t mean “Grüß Gott” but “Guten Tag.”
SPÖ mandatar Jan Krainer about the “Grüß Gott” of state manager Bernhard Ebner from Lower Austria at the U-committee. The ÖVP then left, stating that God’s greeting should not be forbidden.

“What he says is not the Bible.” Ex-chancellor Sebastian Kurz wants the WKStA to believe that key witness Thomas Schmid is not credible.

“He said he had to take care of these chats himself, otherwise the ÖVP and the whole country would go to hell.” According to interrogation protocol, Schmid thought “he’s crazy” when he claimed to have heard this from Kurz.

“I call on this federal government to finally do what it was elected to do, which is to act, do, and not invite summits.” SPÖ leader Pamela Rendi-Wagner left it open whether the government would invite peaks of the Grossglockner or the Himalayas.

“Well damn riding me to join the SPÖ?” The singing doctor and successful voice catcher Dominik Wlazny aka Marco Pogo prefers to stick to his beer.

Peace and one does everything
“Imagine it’s war and no one goes there – funny right.” Vice Chancellor Werner Kogler (Greens) also sees humor in the slogan of the peace movement. “But what now? Imagine it’s peace and someone fixes everything.He renews the old peace slogan with bombs and grenades.

“I was surprised by the hatred I encountered within the party.” Burgenland’s head of state, Hans Peter Doskozil (SPÖ), was surprised after another cross shot that he met with resentment in his SPÖ.

“Heast Herbert, please be quiet a while ago.” Neos boss Beate Meinl-Reisinger has clearly heard enough about Kickl.

Source: Krone

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