For the eleventh time, a man from Bratislava was caught stealing. The 57-year-old adventurous apology was ready for the regional court in Eisenstadt and finally politely declined the conviction.
Mr. H. will not go down in the history books as a master thief. The 57-year-old was caught red-handed 11 times, most recently at the Parndorf outlet mall, where he tried to steal 29 pieces of clothing worth €1,600 – he left the store with a prepared bag and put the goods in a locker and repeated it game. To describe this as inconspicuous would be an ancillary phrase.
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“Ten relevant previous convictions, if I may say so casually, is quite a lot,” the judge said during the trial at the Eisenstadt regional court.
H., who defended himself and will probably never come to the law office on the second track, nodded understandingly. “If I hear that, you can lock me up right away and throw away the key. But…”
“My whole robe was covered in Vaseline”
The unemployed Slovak revealed he was manic and bipolar. Consequently, there would be recurrent depressive phases. “Then I get the urge to go shopping.” This disease was successfully treated with tablets during a 36-month stay in prison, which he then took when he was released. Finally it was quiet. “Until a rash covered 90 percent of my body. The drug, on the other hand, did not cope with the tablets. I had to put her down.”
Frau Rat now wanted to know why he had decided to carry out the robbery in Parndorf. ‘Because my whole bathrobe was covered in Vaseline at home.’
At the time of the crime, H. would have been at least healthy: 15 months in prison. You can also accept such a statement: “It’s okay, thanks. Am I in the paper now?”
Source: Krone
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