Maybe I should say first knight but that sounds like a medieval fantasy of lance and steed and at this point I can’t see myself righting wrongs with my sword
The NATO summit has reminded me that my true professional calling is to be first lady. Journalism is nothing more than a job in the kitchen waiting for the opportunity to present itself. Perhaps I should say first knight, but that sounds like a medieval fantasy of a lance and steed and at this point I don’t see myself righting wrongs with my sword. As a tribute to modern linguistics, I might accept being called the First Lady, which is a name much more in line with my claim to visit museums and waste on sofas while my wife has nuclear warheads, megatons, and other equally discuss unpleasant things.
Contrary to popular belief, becoming a first lady is much more complicated than being a president because it involves double opportunities and enormous purpose. It must be amazing that the panoli who sleeps next to you every night, for some inexplicable reason, suddenly becomes prime minister of somewhere and gets invited to the G-7 summits. In my intent to become a first damo I am very late as my wife shows an unfortunate lack of political ambition, so perhaps I have no choice but to ask the Finnish Prime Minister to befriend them on Facebook and see what happens. I have my Mediterranean charms, don’t trust the picture, and if I play my cards right, I might be able to walk through the Louvre with Jill Biden on espadrilles at the next NATO summit, if it happens in Paris and her husband is still alive. If not, I can always fuck Kamala Harris’ hunk, the first Swedish damo and some rebellious consort and we all go so lavishly to have some foosball. Someone will pay us for the rounds, I say.
Source: La Verdad
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